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World's best sport on the planet which most americans are stupid prefering "football" over it when players run for 90 minutes and takes skill. Only Americans and Canadiens hate this sport and it is really called football. Football and Baseball players call this sport pussy when there is a difference soccer players do get more pussy.

Soccer player and "football" player are having an arguement about which sport is better when hot girl comes and choses soccer player over fagetass "football" player. ex. Cristiano Ronaldo has gone out with more girls than Tony Romo and is going out with Paris Hilton

By metz43423

A pussy ass sport. Only for European fags. Soccer players are the most woman like fags ever.

Smart American #1: Hey, look at those soccer players there. Smart American #2: Yeah, I bet they're gay. Smart American #1:Well, duh, they are soccer players.

By BigMan

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

By Laura

a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!! Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.

American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world? American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA

By ilovesocceritsmylifeandpassion

(n) A game where not good enough actors play.

Friend: I am trying out for so- Me: Soccer? Friend: How did you know? Me: You're a drama queen that's why!

By ThatOneGuyCris