What's on your mug?

A fuck Nigga and he eat ass. And he dont know who has better nudes fuck ass nigga

Mario has a bunch of ugly thots

By Wopalot

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through Nah foo im with my man Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick Alright peace out

By Headahhs

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes. Here’s a little poem I wrote for you: When the sun caress your face, When the wind embrace you with kindness, You will know that your existence is precious. Your hands create pure art, Your words are the most beautiful passage, Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.

-"Do you know Mario?" +"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."

By Delta_Omega

A TSP Faggot

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends

By Large dick wigger

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

By Aunt Jane