What's on your mug?

A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do! Well it was a townie...

By Trip

entry #239 has illustrated perfectly why "townies" are considered ignorant and abusive. well done in making such a postive case for your sub-culture. I just hope that you will offer better arguments as a lawyer than you have on here.

and one last thing. admitting to buying that amount of drugs is not a good thing on a public forum.

By someone who has a job

a townie is a person who will "fuckin' 'ave ya" if you make eye contact for more then 1 second. Will either listen to drum 'n' bass or garage and not give other music a second thought. Will travel in, smallest to largest, pair, gang, posse and massive. Could also be known as a chav or a mush. Normally hang around on street corners or outside one stop, asking 16+ to buy them fags.

Townie: oi, dickhead, are you startin? Human being: no, i'm just walking past you. Townie: wotever, yo' mums a slag, lets get'im. (proceed to "'ave" person and leggit when a car drives nearby)

By bootyhunter

A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.

'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'

By Silent bob

Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying!!!!.

Townie: Why you looking at me blad Non townie: I'm not Townie: Dont get rude blad

By The king