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tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in. 2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him. 3. One who is used by others without realizing it. 4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of. 5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions. 6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!" 2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about." 3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself." 4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!" 5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

By John

Tool

A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.

1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted. 2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast." 3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!" 4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style! 5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox! 6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.

By Born of a Broken Man

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