What's on your mug?

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.

Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.

By muffyc

A guy who is easy to run across. If you find one you must get to know it. If it accepts you, it is safe to pet. If it does not accept you... RUN

I just encountered a Shawn last night

By ExistingPerson

a big black monkey boy that likes to fight in the gym. he is so black when the lights turn off you can’t see him.

where did shawn go?

By ohiogyatrizzler

A man who some times acts gay but is very straight and loyal to women. He’s a very good pleaser (in bed). Perfect. Good with kids. So sexy. Very tall. God among men. So kinda and respectful. Very horny and freaky. Eats ass. Has pretty eyes. very hygienic.Humble. confident

“Shawn’s literally my favorite person and he’s so perfect. I just love being around him”

By Chris_sls69

bro is a fruity lil monkey who loves to eat bananas

you’re such a shawn! HELLA GAYYYYYYY

By Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫