The worst woman alive. An absolutely odious woman who could not care less about the wellbeing of others. Her cold heart and bitchy attitude are only rivaled by her.... unsavory appearance. A monster of a woman. She puts shame to the label of "human"
Woah why are you so stresssed? I met a Lisa today. I am so sorry.
By BonersMakeSenseToo
A lisa is a type of serpent that belongs to the meth monster species. Easily identifiable by their unusually large nose, that takes up 75% of their face, and from the pungent smell that emits from her crotch that she drags on the ground leaving a trail of slime. It's the smell of rotting fish and sewer. Her victims are married men. She captures them by spitting a hypnotic venom into their eyes. She then sucks their brains out making them her sexual slaves. A lisa cares about Noone and loves causing pain and heartbreak to families.
Justin: omg what is that smell, it's gonna make me puke? Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel? Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime! Teena:I told him to be careful
By Oiprocs72
A person who is outrageously beautiful. Almond colored skin and black curly hair. Her big gorgeous eyes open the window to her marvelous soul. The only way to truly understand how astonishingly wonderful this person is, is to meet them in person. Her friend Ninos, is one who admires her the most and knows first-hand how fabulously phenomenal Lisa is. In lay-man terms, Lisa could be described simply as the most amazing person who exists today
That person changed my life completely, for the better, that person is such a Lisa.
By OxfordProf
Someone who replies in a few seconds, and doesn't give a shit about school.
I don't care about school Wow, you're such a Lisa
By ファック
Loves money
lisa will for money
By pro1902