Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.
Man, John is so pale, but so smart. -or- Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
By lickingcorn
The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute! B: OMG YES can I date him too? A: nah he is mine.
By griddamtimb
A tall pale white kid
Did you see how pale John is.
By Aztk Duck
A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.
Me: That guy has a fat ass. Friend: Yeah. He is a John. Me: I'll go fuck him Friend: He will say no. Me: Wanna fuck John: No. You no have fat ass Me: Oh no no John: oh yeah yeah
By 5ive3Gaming
johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi
1.who is that your kissing oh its my John
By susan Kay