What's on your mug?

loves any and all attention from anyone especially girls. partly schizoid rip-off 'artist' who at first was trying to be joe, then mike, dan,now ean. maybe one day he can just be cool with not being mean and trying to sleaze on nice girls. he will punch a girl and kidnap her because he is dellusioned and thinks she needs to be punished. then let his friends be cruel to her because she wanted out of the relationship. sleazes up on skanks, especially when he's drunk. so insecure about himself and dellusional never uses condoms thinks rinsing his dick off in the sink is good enough.

dan tried to get sex from you yeah but he's dating this girl with chronic yeast infections in chicago

By seph+k

A person who has a strange sense of humor and tends to be offended by certain hair on teachers. He tends to be single and can rarely be seen with more than five people. His hair is usually a mess and he rarely has the guts to do anything. Occasionally he can be seen as aggressive or rude however, once you get to know him he can be a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh. Some people may refer to a Dan as a d*ck, but he can stick up for himself and his friends. He tries to do the right thing most of the time and enjoys releasing anger and stress.

Person: "Oh he is such a Dan"

By Philhasahead

A person of good humour, very intelligent and rather sporty. Despite what people say about him, he works hard in order to achieve his goal. He is a brilliant friend that anyone would want, and would do anything to make his friends and family happy.

Person 1: Who's that cool guy over there? Person 2: That cool guy is Dan

By Anonymous 153

Dan is a bigendered kind of name and person, they are often an overthinker and have rejection issues but that doesn't take away from how big their personality can be once you meet them. They might come off as standoffish or even intimidating with their jokes yet they warm up to people quite easily once shown their similarities. Overall, even with this person's faults or qualities, they are one of the best or worse people you can meet in your life time.

Person A: "Wow, Dan called me a phat dog the other day, I'm not sure if they were joking." Person B: "He wasn't."

By FinnyFun

A person how is your best friend but beats the crap out for you for no reason He would do any think for you But we will beat the shit out of you for no reason Also known as my niggaer

Friend : you good dan Dan: slaps you for no reason

By ;)fred;)