What's on your mug?

Tim Purdy

Tim purdy is an asshole

By dabom1111

Michael L Guida

He's such a Syosset asshole!

By LadyJupiter

Rep. Randy Neugebauer

A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.

By Chick Lennon

An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.

An asshole is the type of person who: ~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs ~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly ~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way ~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush ~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee ~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out ~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you ~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work ~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear

By theonewhocalls

a girl's other hole. an exit and an entrance

"I needed KY jelly yo fuck my girlfriend in her tight asshole".

By Mr. Worm