What's on your mug?

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple?

You should know what apples are.

By Are You For Real?

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apples? ITS A FUCKIN FRUIT!

I ate the red fuckin apple

By Spidernoises

Not an orange.

Apples and oranges.

By Sergsune

A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

By TheBaconMANIAC

1) Fruit that grows on trees 2) Company founded by Steve Jobs and is now owned by Tim Cook

1) Mmmmm... This apple is so tasty 2) Apple is the company that created the IPhone

By MutsKun