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When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.

By ashley

Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.

*Awkward silence* "A UNICORN DIED!!"

By summersunshine.dabeep

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

By mandythewombat

Lisa.

Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.

By L-corn

Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.

Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night? Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!

By Tjk31