iDiot
Pronounced "eye-diot" A fool who mindlessly buys and uses Apple products without knowing why they chose them. The real reason could be that they are: 1.) Vain - want to look 'cool' without regard to functionality 2.) Insecure - need a 'premium' product to feel good about themselves 3.) Technically inept - never really mastered the PC or any other tech device so they just gave up and bought the watered down Apple-toy 4.) A Hippie or Hipster (enough said!) 5.) Really loves to type 2-3 words per minute with lots of typos!
Man - "It's ironic they have a 'Genius Bar' at the Apple Store" Woman - "Why"? Man - "Because everyone there is an iDiot!"
By Contrarian88