What's on your mug?

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend." Every male on earth: "same."

By Dajedupyzatalerzzupy

A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.

Example 1 Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads. Example 2 Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe? Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies. Scott: Lucky bastard! Example 3 I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.

By Osamasbitch

Getting a girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a woman. They're beautiful and will be your best friend. They'll understand your emotions and try and do the best they can for you. All out. They are beyond beautiful and they will be cherished as a good faithful one is hard to find. With finding the right one they should cherish you and love you beyond an extent that you never thought possible. A girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a girl.

My girlfriend makes me feel like I am the only girl in the world.

By gaygirl031717

Something you will never have.

"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it." "Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."

By Not Your Local Drug Dealer

Something u will never get

Me: I want a girl Girlfriend: ur mine u sexy bitch ha no imma true and pure liar

By Blah blah blah girl