1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours 2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours 3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy 4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)
My mother is a douchebag
By REECE HOLIDAY
[Robert] Novak is a douchebag of [liberty]. -[Jon Stewart]-
Novak, of course, most well known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the world, saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . Well, our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . . We had implied that the Swift [Boat] Veterans for [Truth] [ad] was a low [blow], perhaps produced by those angry at Kerry for his post-war activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'[m] wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "[Maybe] we're not giving this group a fair [shake]." For instance, yes, Kerry's crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And Jim Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the [guy] Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. Don't you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by [people], you're guilty! Unless you prove otherwise! That's how it works! Kudos, [Robert] Novak, you truly are a douchebag of [liberty].
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1. Female hygiene item 2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.
~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.
By Anonymousperson123456
Rob
Rob is a major douchebag Stop being a Rob Rob is also known as d-bag That rob cock blocked me
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any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
Eww! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.
By tnp