What's on your mug?

Where good girls go bad and bad girls get worse.

I went to college and am still a virgin. #saidnoone

By College Genius

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

By Dick

a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.

I went to college with my girlfriend.

By woohoozee

(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.

(1) person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--" Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?" Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..." Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college!" or (2) Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!" Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."

By Devushka21

Where your mom goes.

"I'm trying to raise money for college..." "Your mom goes to college." -Kip

By snare_chickkk_yeah