What's on your mug?

An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.

-Yo, word yo. -Scott. Shut up. You're such a tool.

By asdfunm

A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool

Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!

By Phil McCrackinIII

A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

By Foz

Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

By Young JJ

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest. Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane. Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

By Maynard'sVanguard