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[Robert] Novak is a douchebag of [liberty]. -Jon [Stewart]-

Novak, of course, most [well] known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the [world], saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . [Well], our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . . We had implied that the Swift [Boat] Veterans for [Truth] ad was a low blow, perhaps produced by those angry at [Kerry] for his post-[war] activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'm wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "Maybe we're not giving this group a fair shake." For instance, yes, [Kerry]'s crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And [Jim] Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the guy Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. [Don]'t you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by [people], you're guilty! Unless you prove otherwise! That's how it works! Kudos, Robert Novak, you truly are a douchebag of liberty.

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