I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.
Zhoië just came by and gave me one half of her apple.
By Krkič
1. A red fruit that grows on trees 2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.
Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple! It never crashes! Person B: What games do you have on it? Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*
By shiznannigan
A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.
Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!! Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.
By hello everybody im Nappa
a fruit that is made by a tree.(that makes apples.)
Why dont people just say the definition of a apple is a fruit like i wanted?
By lunaneo1007
Why the fuck are you searching for the word Apple? Either you mean the company that makes electronics or the fruit. Either way, you're fucking stupid if you don't know what an apple is.
1.I'm not a motherfucking idiot and I like to eat Apples. 2. I love my Apple IPad!
By Tmoneu