Win - doh! - s (name popularised by frequent system crashes) An operating system pioneered by Homer Simpson of the popular cartoon sitcom "The Simpson". Homer has now moved from Springfield and lives in a large earthquake proof mansion on a hill somewhere on the Coast of Northern California.
"Marge come here and look at this pretty blue screen on my Win... Doh!"
By -oo00Rich00oo-
1. Plural for a piece of glace. HOLLYWOOD LESSONS: IF A LARGE WINDOW IS IN VIEW, SOMEONE WILL BE THROWN THROUGH IT BEFORE 5 MINUTES PASS. 2. A program introduced by Bill Gates. Better than Dos. The only difference between any of the programs below the #100 is that they are more expensive. Same with those that are named oddly (like XP). Can crash VERY frequently if you're not careful with it and don't go screwing around with Control Panel and the C:/ Drive.
By Unknown
arnaudt's best friend (together with Matrix)
Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build!!!!! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again!!!
By Dubya
A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven. This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
By Blue Cawdrey
Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS. Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS. Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing. I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.
MAC USER:Windows sucks! -OK,say something you can at MAC. -Errm....playing with dock..? -OH,I can make a OS at Windows. -But MACS never infects. -Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.
By Windows98