George
Sexiest human being alive. You see him you drop to the ground. Got a dick so big you think he’s got a fucking nerf gun in there or something.
Efe: Hey George what’s poking me ur like 5 metres behind me? George: sry mate just my dick Efe: you hard or smth? George: nah mate I’m soft atm usually can get to about 10 metres when it’s hard