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The biggest gimmick out there. You pay oodles of money just to listen to some dickhead thump some outdated propaganda from the 1960s that is outdated while the world is falling apart. The propaganda usually involves something like Al Gore and maybe something related to how great the Beatles and Bob Marley are. You are forced to live in some smelly dorm room where you survive on Spam and Eazy Mac, and you have to deal with "diverse people" as in weird people - a lot of them have disabilities and they got a scholarship because of their untreated ADHD. The getting laid and beer pong is a big myth - most of the time in college is spent watching YouTube videos when you really should be research about some philosophical rhetoric of the Russian Revolution or something like that, jacking off too porn when you really want to get laid, and watching your favorite ball game get their ass kicked. You actually have to go to class with granny and your mom - that sucks.

College is a big gimmick. I am taking online and screw the Establishment!

By kyster23

Where your life begins (right after high school). College is the key to learning all there is to know to, basically, create your legacy, and even rake in shitloads of money!

"I'm finally goin' to college on August 27th; it's at Lake Superior College! ^_^ " -me "There is also more freedom in college than in high school. ^_~ " -me

By Dave

A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima In Canada, a lower rank than university. Elementary->high school->college->university Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats. In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?

"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me

By Dr Doom

when people stop smoking cocaine and start smoking coffee.

college is truly the place to be.

By umeskiz

1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives. 2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.

I can NOT wait until I graduate, so I can go to college. If only I knew where I wanted to go...the only thing I can find on the internet is whether a school is known for having hippies or preps...

By this one girl