Someone who cannot make up their own mind. Big townies are controlled by little townies (who usually have squeaky voices). Usually follow in a large herd, preying on innocent people (anyone who is not a townie). Use words that no one has heard of, or use simple words because they cannot read or write for themselves.
Little Townie: Oh no boys, smack him big townie Big Townie: Yes sir
By Whitemansafro
A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun... The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?" But then goes quiet upon a good reply. All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs" Townie2: "Letz go get 'im" *Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm* Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?" Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?" Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
By RunOfTheMill
A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.
"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle." "My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."
By Fish
Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.
townie1: I love smokin' townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical. townie1: It su'pose 'oo be. townie2: Why r u tal'in funny? townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical. townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger *-grunger enters* townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead *grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color* grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
By Martin-Converting as many to grunge
Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? " normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak" townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! " normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....." *smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!" Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
By Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING