What's on your mug?

The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her

Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS

By Danker Memer

The largest whale species known to man. Very common.

My mom makes a great dinner.

By Ghostli

Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.

Mom, can I lend a fiva?

By ❤Misty❤

dead.

Hippity Hoppity, my mom is dead

By xx_asiankid69_xx

M.O.M.: Man Of the Moment. 1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment. 2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.

"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..." "Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."

By frilly fill