What's on your mug?

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

By Guidmachine

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

By SergeantScotch

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.

I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!

By SergeantScotch

Shaggy

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy

By Not Sgt Major

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.

Damn Michael why are you such a guido

By J12mill12