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What up, world? It's your [boy], just one of the guys down here Well, I could be more specific Uh, I'm a human And I just wanted to, you know For the sake of all of us earthlings out there Just wanted to say We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home [Hi], I'm a baboon I'm like a [man], just less advanced and my anus is huge Hey, I'm a zebra No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool Am I white or black? I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!) How's it going? I'm a [cow] ([Moo]!) You drink milk from my tits ([Moo]) I'm a fat, fucking pig I'm a common fungus I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole I'm a [marijuana] plant, I can get you fucked up And I'm Kanye West We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di We are the vultures, feed on the [dead] We're just some rhinos, horny as [heck] I'm just a giraffe, what's with this [neck]? Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo I hop all day, up and down with you I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk What the fuck? I'm a clam! I'm a [wolf]. Howl! I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut And I'm a pony, just a freak [horse], heh-heh-heh But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah) Giddee-up, let's ride I'm HPV, don't let me in

I'm a koala and I sleep all the [time] So what? It's [cute] We love you, India We love you, Africa We love the Chinese We forgive you, [Germany] Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet) We love the Earth (We love the Earth) It is our home (Home) We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet) We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth I'm a [man] ([Hello]?) Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? [Hello]?) I've trudged the Earth for so damn long And still don't know shit (What's going on?) I hope it's not a simulation (Huh) Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish But these days, it's like we don't know how to act All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves Like, let's all just [chill] (Hey), respect what we built (Hey) Like look at the [internet]! It's cracking as hell Fellas, don't you love the [cum] when you have sex? (Ayy) And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh) So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for? Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth) [Oh], yeah, [baby], I love the Earth I love this planet Hey, Russia, we're cool Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara Let's come together and live Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum Amamos la tierra C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same

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