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the social life of asocial people

today I played rocket league for 4 hours and then I had a lovely chat with my bestie on discord

By Freed_gg

a place where 40 year old men who pay rent in their moms basement sexually groom minors, they typically have 0 life and never ever go outside. Even the company is aware of this by making tweets such as "time to go touch grass guys" (when the servers went down)

P1: hey bro wanna head over to the skatepark or sumn? P2: nah im busy on discord rn P1: when are you not on discord smh

By gucci flip phone

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear Someone else is pulling at the strings Something terrible is going down through the entire town Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all I curse the name, the one behind it all Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do To make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it anymore So take your tyranny away! I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go Now the world is being torn apart A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony What a terrifying work of art I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all I curse the name, the one behind it all Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do To make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it anymore So take your tyranny away! Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do To make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it anymore So take your tyranny away!

May: have u herd discord yet? June: yeah it is good song

By Swapsansfan

A social media for those who have no friends.

How to impress your crush = You: hey babe I’m a discord mod! Gf: *instantly dies*

By Bread 🍞.

discord is a disagreement of 2 different people

Discord is not a good thing -Vsauce

By nonojco