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aids

Good supplies often consisting of bags of rice and medical equipment sent over to skint countries, by richer countries... Also however, a tragic life-shortening viral illness- mainly retracted through sexual intercourse (common amongst those found in the skint countries mentioned above, and also with partakers of Fruity Bum-love!) The problem lies with charity people and politicians in distinguishing clearly which one they mean...

Charity man: Godammit! That Oxfham reckon they know how to give out good aids!? We're flying out to Uganda tomorrow and we'll give them AIDS like they've never had before!! Trainee: But Sir! Wouldn't that just be wrong!? And anyway... I'm a virgin- i have no aids to share.

By Sami M

AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there. Jim: Yeah.

By Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D.

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