What's on your mug?

what i did last night

"i did your mom last night"

By anonymousguyorgirl

It's referrering to one's mother. And how she needs to do her dog.And is not referring to your mother at home

OMG YOUR MOM! She's such a hoe!

By That's Hot

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer. OR What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?" Me: "Your mom." Or You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done." Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

By njadams10

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall... person 2: your so damn stupid... person 1: YOUR MOM!

By Homey wiz focizal

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady." "It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

By AdamOpp