A word commonly used in times of confusion. Also a sport...i think???...
Johnny:soccer!?..... Dad:GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO MORE SOCCER!!! Johnny:eh...eh...eh...s..acc..er... Dad:GOD DAMN IT!!!SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!! (*beat,beat*) Johnny:eh..eh...eh....sucki,sucki.... Dad:ehm..eh..(looks around)....well just this once....
By imabox
a gay sport that is only played by gay fag smoking british poeple,and soft guys who can't play real football,and think that because they like it every one else should.
hey i play soccer lets watch queer eye for the straight guy,and eat fish and chips.
By cedric hill
not near as entertaining as those riots that break out in the stands among the fans who at some point must realize what a boring fuckin piece of shit game they are watching after several hours and the score is still zero to zero and so they just decide to punch the drunken fuck next to them to create a little (any actually) action...
Go soccer hooligans go! Bash eachother's drunken teeth in. woooooooo *chugs beer* alright woooo!!
By drunk fu fighting
a boring ass sport where you watch 90 minutes of the same thing happening. bunch of fags running up and down a field with an occasional kick and grasp of opposing player's ass/balls.
ex 1: soccer player: it's not called soccer its call football asshole! normal person: what team are you on? soccer player: im on the varsity soccer team yayyy! ex 2: urban dictionary soccer queer definition: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL ONLY FAT LAZY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER normal person: then why did you define it under "soccer"?
By soccer is for the gays
An extremly hard sport that requies skills. Unlike Football soccer is what came up with the word futball and the americans just copied it and made a gayass sport off it. Futball means to play with your legs not your hands. In soccer all decsions are final and the refferees don't review a tape and change there call. In order to play soccer the player needs to be in shape and be able to run for 90min strieght. Unlike Footbal(America version) we don't rest every 10sec.
Soccer player: Has great condition and is mentally smart. Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.
By oscar22