What's on your mug?

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

By thegeneral069

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

By Ttguhvutyh

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

By Wowygary

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already

I masturbate because im lonely

By 5Skin not 4Skin

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.

"yo bro pp work does yours?" "dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!" "grandma room she in is?" "no course of not is she what?!" "well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"

By peepeepoopypoo