What's on your mug?

1.a friend who is a girl 2.a girl who is a friend 3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?" "That is my girl-friend." 2."Who is that?" "That is a girlfriend." 3."Who is that?" "Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

By Urban Proffe-sirrrr

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

By anonymous (but the email is real)

The shit you will never get

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES

By THEPINNAPPLE

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.

Girlfriend is a legendary creature.

By iamsureyoudontwanttoknow

Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

By AloneWithPorn