What's on your mug?

an idiot.

that dumb vegan over there...

By IHATEVEGANS

people who not only live longer, but are annoying af because they're always talkking about how "You need to stop killing animals" When they are literally slaughtering potatoes and fruits like ey

Josie: I'm vegan Brian: Nobody gives a shit Josie: It's better for the world Brian: McDonalds is better for the world

By DatBoiKremit

Relating to a diet consistenting of anything made out of grass, leaves, twigs, dirt, or in some cases, moderately to highly decomposed compost.

Wow, I love this vegan meal of salted milkweed leaves with a side of African Savannah soil broiled in moderately decomposed dog shit oil. I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.

By CHRIS ROETHLISBERGER

A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.

Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime? Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole! Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney... Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work? Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food! Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden? Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole! *hangs up* Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!

By XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX

n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).

Woman sucking a vegan Husband: Honey... what are you doing? Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!

By Carnivorous Ed