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People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention

Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about" Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"

By Harry69

Pile of shit ~ people from eir og Ennis Pile of shit and can’t hurl for their life

who’s ur wan ? Fcking townie

By Y tho _

Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.

"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."

By Omniscientific

the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)

you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...

By sweetpeabrain

Someone who lives in Allenton, Alvaston or other shitty parts of Derby.

"Don't go to Allenton its fulla townies!"

By Atrocity