What's on your mug?

A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.

I watch Shrek hentai.

By ejejbwba

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?" "Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

By Shrek's Biological Mother

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

By clogglegod

GOD, THE BIBLE

IM WORSHIPING SHREK TONIGHT

By YGCVV VGVGHVXDFHCBK

God Savior

Oh, How I love our lord and savior: Shrek!

By Solllp