What's on your mug?

(V)The scource of all jokes, And in an other definition.. (V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat... Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU! person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

By Fazio

the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3

mom is the best :)

By who do u think i am

She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.

I had sex with your mom.

By granny D

the incorrect spelling of mum the person that gave birth to you.

oi, mum, can you give me a ride to the punk show tonight?

By oioioioioi

Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.

My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me

By Robojoe