What's on your mug?

1) One who attracts random gay men, most of whom are shirtless. 2) One who tortures and kills small animals for their amusement. 3) One who randomly breaks into a high-pitched effeminate voice when angry and/or upset. 4) One who has starred in numerous cheap pornography productions. 5) One who thinks he is clever but only ends up getting screwed over.

1) That guy getting followed by that shirtless kid must be a real Brian. 2)That jerk is such a Brian. He disembowels doves for fun. 3) Calm down you pansy! You are such a Brian. 4) This is the fourth movie we've watched with that Brian in it! 5) That idiot is such a Brian.

By Ms. Clean

A no-good drug addict that’ll cheat on his girlfriend multiple times, with two different people, but especially on their 3 year anniversary (5-21-15) and never tell her. Has major anger issues and will blame anyone and anything but himself when his own actions make shit worse. Probably going to be an alcoholic before 30, if he lives that long. Will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of space.

Brian: I’ll cheat on my girlfriend in her bed and do drugs in her house but act like everyone else is the problem!

By U thought bitch u thought

Brian is a psychopath. He is extremely impulsive and does whatever he wants. He might seem kind on the outside but on the inside he is worse than the devil himself. He will befriend you and stab you in the back the second he can. He has no morals. If you ever meet a Brian. Run.

Literally nobody: Brian: *Laughs like a maniac*

By Sasuke's mommy

A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.

Tom: are you bringing your wife? Bill: No way man, Brian will try to get it in behind my back.

By King Luis of South Central

A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd, but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.

Mr./Mrs. (Teacher's name), Brian's on his phone again!

By Codfish0308