A very speedy getaway A place to make a speedy getaway
1. Indiana runescaped out of the clutches of the mammooth werewolf vampire in a really cool way. 2. "Run!It's a zombie apocolyapse! Escape" "But there's no place to runescape... That's why it's called a zombie apocolyapse." "Oh. Right. Well, be really terrified!" "OK" 3. By playing runescape, he managed to very succesfully runescape a social life.
By draconlord
An extended exercise in tedium.
In the game of runescape levelling the skill of runecrafting to 99 requires over 1200 hours of monotonous repetitive game play.
By emprzrg2
Evil, pure evil. The most addicting...object...ever created by Jagex (aka Satan)to take over the world. DO NOT play this game unles you want your soul to be ripped from your chest in a big bloody...explosion. The worst part about it is that it isint even fun, all you do is run around and kill bad looking things. Graphics look like something on a 4 year-olds fridge. And the fans, who are the equalivent of trekkies to Star Trek, are nerds. They have no life whatsoever. If you tell a "Runie" (my word for runescape nerds) that runescape sucks, they will say "Im cooler than you because i can cast fire!!" Again, dont play this game. In my opinion, Runescape doesnt mean Rune-Scape it means Run-Escape, created by a rebellious Jagex employee to warn people about its evilness
Mike: Hey Tom, why are you playing Runescape, it sucks. Tom: You suck. Im cooler than you. I cast fire! Ha! Now your dead!!! Mike: *Kills Tom with shotgun* or Phil: Man, runescape has bad graphics and gameplay Tom: At least i have full rune armor and a dragon dick sword!!! Nerd!!! Phil: *slits Tom's wrists*
By Conrad-Nav
an online game made in the UK by Jagex Ltd. It is a free MMORPG that is loved by some and hated by others, it was supposed to be for ages 13 and up, but is overrun by 10 to 12-year olds and older geeks who don't have a life. The free version has very limited privileges, but the members version requires monthly payment and gives you access to every feature. Its very addictive so you have to think about it before playing. Doing so may change your personality permanently......
My brother is a victim of Runescape addiction, when he signed up he was always on the computer for a long period of time that he had to be pried off the chair before anyone else can use it.
By a former gamer
A HIGHLY addictive game. Spent years of my life on it, and finally quit because (a) I was too lazy to actually put in the time and effort it takes to make money, and (b) because I decided it was stupid and wasn't real. Many, MANY people have become addicted to this game. They all want to become like 'zezima' the loser who spends all his time on runescape and has 99 in every skill. NEWS FLASH: Playing Runescape constantly will not make u a 'superawesome lvl 126 that pwns everyone, even zezima!!!' It's addicting. Don't be an idiot and read this and then go sign up for an account. You WILL get addicted. The creators of the game, Jagex know this. They use subliminal messaging and promise new updates and stuff that keeps your love of playing the game alive. It's completely ridiculous to even THINK about playing this game. It's not real...duh. So, tell me, all you Runescape addicts... What do you get in real life after you max out all your stats in Runescape??? I'll tell you: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
1) *Jimbob* plays Runescape all day. He doesn't eat, sleep, bathe, or leave his room ...EVER. Jimbob is addicted to Runescape. 2) *Mary* just started playing Runescape. She's already a level 94, with at least 89 in all of her skills. Mary started playing Runescape a week ago. Mary is addicted to Runescape, and soon her addiction will grow. **All names used are fake. I mean, who names their kid Jimbob?
By asdfjkl;freak