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Really?..... “SeE [gUyS]!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘[Ram] our cervix with a giant [wiener]’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.

Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you? Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! [GaMe] Is [ReAl]!!!” Hym “NO! You like fat cocks [bitch]. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to [work].” Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!” Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!” Dr. JerpJoop “BuT [mArRiAgE]!” Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?” Dr. PaulDaughter “.........” Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy [people]’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you [people] drive me crazy.”

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