What's on your mug?

something you and i will never have because we are lonely

tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(

By Sexy_Jay

Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.

1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!! 2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse. 3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok? Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."

By andrew apocolypse

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family. Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

By SperanzaHope

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop. WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain. NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser. Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school. Dude: Okay.

By Jackson Tiger

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

By DarkPrinceXXI