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The best tv series ever made.

i fucking love south park

By OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS!

1. a comedy show, using only cut-out paper figures, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. It features immature, elementary students cursing and discussing adult issues (especially sex) 2. an old mining town; present day Fairplay, Colorado

Did you watch that episode of South Park last week where Kenny dies?

By John Shim

An expression of the white, straight middle-class American male's perceived "oppression" at the hands of feminists, liberals and gays.

omg if u dont liek south park ur gay u fag!!!!!

By hwbrgdtse

At first, you are awed by the balls that the creators have in making a show as cheeky as this. But you soon realize what it is: A crappy cartoon that disguises itself as something cool by offending people and cursing nonstop. Once you get bored with the constant cursing, sex jokes, and other trash, you realize this show is just fecal matter expelled through the assholes of both Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Kid: Oh, look! It's South Park! Cartman: You ****ing **** little **** !! (insert 5 minutes of off-and-on bleeping here)! I hate you! I hate you all! Go to Hell! (Insert 20 minutes of nonstop bleeping here) SHOW OVER! (Credits roll) Kid: Oh my god this is soo cool! Mom: Son, if you want to hear endless cursing, I will happily invite over your neighbor, Tommy! You know, the kid with tourettes syndrome? Kid: But Mom, he's not a cartoon! Mom: So? Do I have to convince the people at Comedy Central to make a cartoon character of Tommy?

By Brick Wall

A mall where ghetto mexicans go to engorge themselves on taquitos, flautas, and beans and buy clothing that they have to struggle to fit onto their large buttocks and hips from stores such as Pacsun and Hot Topic, since most mexicans who are poor seem to love to play this game that they are not only rich but attractive and sexy. Unfortunately for the rest of society who has to witness the spectacle, they often fail miserably and end up looking like the tacky trash God made them to be. Amen.

" Ey wey lets go get some tacos and head over to Old Navy with the hombres, I'll be meeting Monica, she just got here, she just arrived in a cow wagon, the feds didn't see her she blends in with the cows wey. Oda la wey, look at these pants from Hot Topic, size 2? I can make them hombres with determination" - Too bad for Jose he cannot, the laws of physics look down upon him with merciless eyes.

By John Kerry is my King.