The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage. He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go. Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
By Sausage_and_Meatballs
A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.
To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.
By CelticEagle
Shrek is love Shrek is life
I will shrek you
By FeckerShreker
The sexiest cartoon character known to man.
I wanna fuck Shrek so hard
By Despacitodude69
God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek. Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
By Yes'd