What's on your mug?

Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,

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By Con

when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo, or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu, or again feelin ur guys: dick aka cock female: pussy in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)

i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate, i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)

By im fresh n yes! ooohhh yesssss

You people are missing beating your meat as a synonym. And sex so beats masturbation's ass. Maybe your bf or gf just suck at sex... stick to giving head instead, lameasses.

go and masturbate, or whatever you dumbasses want to call it.

By Get it right, bitches.

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

By Emilia Fulci

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do not masturbate it is bad

By bob123456789009876543211234567