Karen
[Annoying] "yummy mummys" who wear acrylic nails and make-up with "active wear". The playground [mafia] Don. Feeds her [children] plain rice cake snacks and ice [water] in a family flask & judges you for giving your [children] a Mars Bar, a Ribena and a packet of Wotsits. Karen is a towering pillar of 30+, while privilege. Karen prides herself on having [children] who dont throw public tantrums like yours but because she is on the board of governors, is discreetly called into school regularly because her [child] is a spiteful little fucker who bites & calls the poor kid a smelly gyppo. Sometimes, Karen went to university & thinks that people without degrees are peasants. No one in her friend group actually likes her because she makes bitchy remarks or uses crying laughing emojis to invalidate their [opinion] or belittle their perspective. She assumes that people value her degree over the wealth of experience that others have too offer. She doesn't engage in debate & is currently on the phone to head office to complain about your attitude, demanding you be sacked. If she isn't already with your manager, she is telling your friends "thats just ridiculous", laughing at you in the hope of convincing them that you are a stupid and unworthy person. All of Karen's profile pictures are of glasses of wine in various locations around the house or sometimes in her hand. This convinces you of how classy and positively continental she is.
You: I read the other day that ANYTHING Fortunately, this is her field. Karen: It really isn't (Crying laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji) Me: I was on a course and my tutor told me ANYTHING Fortunately, she already has a degree in primary education and she is about to make sure you know that. Karen: Well, thats just not true (laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji) Me: but i've been reading about it and... Karen: I've got a degree in primary education with QTS and I can tell you.... (Laughing emoji.... Spay my tea out laughing [GIF]). Karen to your [friendship] [friendship] group: "Oh my [god]! can you beleive she tried to tell ME... I dont think she even got her GCSE's. (Laugh, scoff, Laugh). She's a teaching assistant! She's a glorified babysitter. Your [child] throws a whopping hissy fit in the middle of sainsbury's. Karen: Oh, I wouldt let her get away with that. if mine... Karen to your friend circle: "Have you seen the state of what she calls parenting? (Scoff, LOL, PMSL, ROTFL) ... I would never allow Saffron to..." PTA: Fuck offf Karen, you've been called in for a quiet [word] every day this week because saffron pinches people and steals [lego] when she thinks the [teacher] isnt looking (or) told all of year 4 that the new girl wee's herself and her mum lets her do it; her mum said. Karens little [angel] is a chip off the old block.
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