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Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria: -Lives in a mental hospital -Has BPD and is potentially psychotic -Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again) -Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience -Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims" Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.

"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar" "Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."

By Vladshmir Putlor

Hayley

A truly inspirational person who exemplifies the type of energy and loyalty we all want in a friend, in addition to being a fierce advocate of happiness and the pursuit of dreams. A Hayley is original, sassy, has the best memes, the best taste in trashy movies, insightful advice, and will be your 'broken car' alibi for over four years without ever breaking the sacred silence around the most elaborate lie ever told by a student.

Everyone should try to find a Hayley to be their best friend in life.

By twihard9293

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