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"Big Mormon Wagon" -A large American made S.U.V. referred to by a native American. -named for their high occupant capacity needed to accommodate over sized Mormon families with like 25 kids and multiple wives. -usu. heard in lands prominently inhabited by Mormons and Native Americans esp. Indian reservations

***on the reservation*** *white man pulls up to the convenience store in his "BMW"* Drunken Indian man- "ey man, thas a nice BMW." White man- "this isn't a BMW man..." Drunken Indian man- "yess it iss mann. Iss a Bick Mormon Wakken!"

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BMW stands for: ‘Bye, My Wife’ ‘Bring More Women’ 'Born Moderately Wealthy’ 'Brings Me Women' 'Broke My Wallet' 'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder' 'Best Motorcycle Worldwide' 'Bring Money With you' 'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels' 'Business Money and Women' ‘Be My Wife’ ‘Big Morning Woody’ ‘Black Magic Woman’ ‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’ ‘Big Money Works’ ‘Bastard Money Weilders’ ‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’ ‘Beyond My Wages’ ‘Blow Money Willingly’ ‘Big Monthly Wage’ ‘Beautiful Models Wanted’ ‘Buy More Women’ ‘Big Mexican Wiener’ ‘Big Mexican Wang’ ‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’ ‘Buff My Wood’ ‘Buy Me Wanker’ ‘Big Mexican Woman’ ‘Below Minimum Wage’ ‘Bus Metro & Walk’ ‘Big Meaty Women’ ‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’ ‘Big Muscular Wiener’ ‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and ‘Big Military Wife’.

*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings. *Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros! *Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!

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