What's on your mug?

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

By j

Dogs crawl under fences programs crawl under windows.

Hold on im still rendering that naked woman on my windows box.

By duh

A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows" "AGHAAHSGJQWVHK!VJE!VEJ!GEH!K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

By Delf

An operating system that was not meant for server operating. It's a fine workstation if you have a recently made computer and windows xp. Windows 98 = HELL

The computer user paid $300 for the liscence for Microsoft Windows.

By MessedRocker

An OS that is good for a wide variety of uses, such as gaming, work, and casual internets browsing. While it is recommended you know what you're doing, it requires less expertise than, say, Linux. Also, it only crashes if you delete system files or get a nasty computer virus.

Guy 1: lulz Windows is teh suxxxors lulz Max is teh best adn so iz linux OmFGGG Guy 2: ...yeah, you just keep deluding yourself, kid.

By Trar