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Imaginary mammals that fart rainbows.

"Billy, look! I just saw a unicorn!"

By Da-Faq

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise. Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn. Bill: That explains it.

By james savik

A handsome, sexy, clever man that can bring you to your knees and melt you like butter with just a single kiss; who you will find once in a lifetime but rarely catch because he is afraid. Mystical, spiritual, and grounded the unicorn is ellusive and sly. A unicorn wants to be caught but runs when he is approached. Dont give up him.

I found my unicorn kissed him and he ran away.

By GRACIE OF GOD

Fake, not legit

Donald Trumps Hair is so unicorn

By Herman lacey

Cringe fat animal with a horn, if you see one, beat the shit out of it.

Unicorns are really cringe

By FlamingDino