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A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me! Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑 Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

By StandwithTaylor

A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are

(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded

By M_ar

Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man” Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins

I’ve been playing mario since I was a kid. My favorite mario game is super mario galaxy

By Hitler the great

A Badass whiteboy thug with Bad Table Manners, that all hoes like to mack on.

I wish that boy was mine... My Mario Girl... you had best watch what you wish for...

By BigDaddty

Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness

Mario is gay

By 69 Ben Dover 69