What's on your mug?

A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.

College is a hoe

By DankBank50

Sacrificing sleep for everything and sacrificing everything to sleep at the same time.

Jack had 5 assignments due so after being practically asleep for the whole day, he decided to pull an all nighter. At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead. Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?" Jack: " College, man."

By Cunt massager

A place you go to get bankrupted with fees

People get broke because of college fees

By ZeeGeek

The biggest scam in US history where they set you up to enter corporate slavery and teach you nothing about finances

Tony: Dude, I’m literally like 100,000 dollars in debt Jackson: What happened? Did you go to college? Tony: Yep Jackson: Ooff. Good luck paying that shit off

By ClapDemCheekz

It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.

“My parents told me I have to go to college or else I’ll be living in a box under the freeway since no one will hire me.”

By TauKitty