What's on your mug?

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie

Nigga you a zombie

By Rf Laglame

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.” B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.” A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

By PieEater293

An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you

Dude 1: Yo don't look back Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES

By yeahnihgas

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.

You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.

By Clap Them Alien Cheeks

A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term. The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from. The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders. 1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities. 2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour. Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations. Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state. 'go' zombie

Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper. Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie. That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!

By m .